December 2011
There was a time when my blog had real things on...
like gifs and pictures of Bo and SNL
that time is not right now.
Instead you get another shitty text post about how I’m going to karaoke tonight and I’m gonna sing my face off and be complimented by strangers. Yaaaaay.
Oh and this is my 5800th post. Pure magic I tells ya.
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friend: You should probably just date him.
me: How do you get someone to date you?
friend: Pretend you hate their existence.
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ANGRY RANT
My best fucking friend who complains about his fucking ex all the fucking time and how she’s still in fucking love with him fucking drove her to fucking Edmonton today for “no reason” just to fucking hang out. Like do you really fucking wonder why she’s still fucking in love with you you fucking asshole? It could be this, or the fact that you fucked her three...
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sex-with-a-bicycle replied to your post: Seriously though. Crazy ass dream last night. I…
Maybe it’s your subconscious confirming the fact you’d never sleep with him? idk I hate having dreams when I’m sick because they’re always either hyper violent or sexual.
It’s not that I wouldn’t….. it’s that. I wouldn’t do it in a friends with benefits paradigm. Lmao....
Seriously though. Crazy ass dream last night. I think being sick fucked with my brain.
My guy best friend basically asked me if we could be fuck buddies and I agreed to it which… would never happen. But every time we tried to have sex we would get interrupted. I dun get it.
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Anonymous asked: Are you a virgin?
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Pick a number.
1. Sexuality
2. Insecurities
3. Best memory
4. Worst memory
5. Last person you kissed
6. Why?
7. Last thing you fantasized about
8. Greatest fears.
9. How did you change over the last 3 years?
10 .What do you want more than anything?
11. Bad habit
12. Crush
13. Virgin?
14. Biggest regrets
15. Wildest thing you've ever done
16. Hottest teacher at your school
17. Where do you see yourself in 5+ years
18. Favourite band
19. Worst thing you've ever said to your mother
20. Weirdest dream
TMI Tuesday?? →
sex-with-a-bicycle asked: I saw you were sick! Are you feeling better??
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Flight of the Conchords (15)
LIGHTS (9)
Bo Burnham (8)
Backstreet Boys (5)
Glee Cast (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
saminal asked: Psht, like that's the only photo your boobs appear in :P It's the positivity and I'm pretty sure you know that. Do more of that, it makes you look awesome. So much awesome.
So, sometimes I have these random moments of body...
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whatupjamal:
240 lbs of awesome.
whatupjamal liked your post: Like this and I will reblog my favorite picture of you.
I’ll give you once chance to guess why I love this photo of you.
Keep up the body pos, Kelsey. You deserve to feel great about yourself 24/7.
Is it the tits? It’s the tits. Haha I love you Sam :)
Send help.
I think I have the flu or food poisoning. Gonna vom. Blah.
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inyourbossypants:
Imagine if you had a boyfriend and you built a blanket fort together and watched tv and ate all the food under it
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I long for the articulacy of Hank Moody.
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I’ve got a hand cramp from all my wicked ukulele playing
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“One wrong move, you end up the ass licker. Words to live by.”
– Marcy, Californication.
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boburnhamlikeaboss asked: I love the name of your blog. It makes me giggle whenever I get linked to it. :3
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Watching The Grinch now omg I love this movie.
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I have the appetite of a German and the digestive...
Bratwurst and Sauerkraut are NOT sitting well.
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I want to see the real Nicolas Cage, get in the...
I SAID THIS ALREADY
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Skinny Mean Man -Say Anything
If only...
A- in psyche what now bitches!
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Why was I so aroused when Ryan Gosling beat the...
I was at an embarrassingly old age before I learned that it was Human Being and not Human Bean.
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high-fivingamillionangels replied to your post: high-fivingamillionangels replied to your post:…
hahahaha youve been drinking, i’ll let it slide
high-fivingamillionangels replied to your post: high-fivingamillionangels replied to your post:…
If there was a man in my midst I would be doing this right now.
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high-fivingamillionangels replied to your post: high-fivingamillionangels replied to your post:…
OMFG LARS IN REAL LIFE. YOU MEAN LARS AND THE REAL GIRL LOLOLLOL. that was a gr7 movie though, ryan acted his ass off. ‘all good things’ is good too. omg but his best work is ‘half nelson’, he got an oscar nom for it, omfg. amazing.
Whatever the fuck I can’t keep track of every movie...
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high-fivingamillionangels replied to your post: high-fivingamillionangels answered your question:…
ahaha it took me a while to get into it too, ugh. ryan gosling only said like 2 lines in the whole movie lmao
PROBABLY gonna shut it off then he was the reason I downloaded it. haha maybe I’ll DL Lars in Real Life or Murder by Numbers. Lolol.
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high-fivingamillionangels answered your question: About to watch Drive. Is it any good?
not as good as i thought it’d be, it was kind of blah. but the score is gorgeous and the cinematography is too. the lighting was TO DIE FOR
hopelesslyhopeful610 answered your question: About to watch Drive. Is it any good?
BEST MOVIE EVER. and it’s unbelievably sexy.. so it’s just an all around win.
So far I...
About to watch Drive. Is it any good?
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high-fivingamillionangels replied to your post: high-fivingamillionangels replied to your photo:…
cheers, batch. i’m getting trashy drunk thursday, look forward to drunk shana
Oh my god ME TOOOOO. We will be Tumblr Drunk together.
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high-fivingamillionangels replied to your photo: Ahhhhh what is happening
is that wine
yep because I’m a classy BITCH
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